At last night’s People Choice Awards (alternate name from an 8-year-old: The Poopy’s Choice Awards), the Kardashians won Best Wildlife Documentary, or something, and so they all showed up to collect their crystal dildo trophy. The topic of the evening wasn’t: “We should just launch that trophy into the earth’s core so the planet explodes and we no longer have to live in a world where the Kardashians win awards.” No, the topic was Khloe Kardashian’s new red hair!
Khloe debuted a new mop color which was achieved by slathering her head in bloody pond water after hunting down an entire family of deer who stopped for a drink of water. Khloe isn’t done yet, though. Khloe told Popsugar that she’s going even redder. Like Jessica Rabbit red. I’d say Khloe is more of a Princess Fiona than a Jessica Rabbit, but she’s keeping the theme of the year alive, so I’ll give her that today.
And expect to see Kim Kardashian at the People’s Choice Awards next year when she picks up a trophy for her riveting performance as the title role in Paul.