The Starbucks Siren is singing out notes of happiness and every Venti Frapp is jizzing out even more whipped cream than usual now that their queen has returned the auto-tune throne. This is the corn syrup-glazed cover of Our Lady of Cheeto’s new single “Hold It Against Me.” Needs more Cheetos dust on the fingers, Horsey Sauce on the corner of the mouth and dried-up burger bits in the weave, but that’s just me. The demo, which has already leaked all over the place, isn’t exactly giving Chester a boner either, but I have confidence that the Glittery Gays of YouTube will spread their drops of magic all over it. I mean, one of Brit Brit’s disciples has already started the party early by poppin’ his wig off to one of her old songs. This should totally be the treatment for Brit Brit’s new video:
Although, she’ll have to find a new co-star since I’m sure that dog QUIT THIS BITCH by jumping on the back of a truck headed for the border.