Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

This mother of a troubled star is totally destroying her child’s chance of recovery. Mommy’s idea of celebrating her daughter’s release from rehab is to do shots with her darling daughter. She is also fully aware that her daughter was moving next door to another enabler and put up the money for the deposit. And now she’s paid off a worker whose accusations could have landed Mommy’s meal ticket behind bars. Well done, Mommy! You really should be given an award for outstanding parenting. Oh, wait. (Blind Gossip)

This is about as blind as White Oprah when she spots a bottle of Southern Comfort from across the room in an almost pitch black bar. A spotlight shines on the bottle and bitch’s vision becomes like an owl’s.

You’re going to be seeing a lot of this foreign born entertainer this year. What you won’t hear so much about is that her push into the U.S. market is being helped by the fact that she is sleeping with one of the stars of a popular reality competition show. Since revealing that relationship would create another messy tabloid frenzy for her, she’s going to instead spend much of this year bearding for one of the stars of another popular reality competition show. (Blind Gossip

Cheryl Cole, Simon Cowell and Derek Hough? Before you “ewwwww” at the possibility of Chery Cole with Simon Cowell, just think of his hypnotic fur titties. Yup, that’s what sealed the deal.

At a club just last week, these network reality costars were partying together and having a good time….. at first. They were signing autographs and taking pictures with fans and all seemed to be going okay. As the night wore on and the two had more to drink, they started to lose patience with one another. They spent the night trying to compete for attention and as they went to leave, one woman’s named was called out by a group of people for a photo. The other got so jealous she slapped her rival and then keyed her car. The two are currently not speaking. (BuzzFoto)

Dick Button and Johnny Weir?