Adam Levine Goes Nekkid For Testicular Cancer Awareness

January 6, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

Well, nekkid except for a handkini. In the February issue of Cosmo, Maroon 5’s Adam Levine takes everything off to encourage dudes to regularly get checked for testicular and prostate cancer. And I bet some of you are checking your prostate and testicles (even if you don’t have testicles) right now while looking at that picture of Adam. Dirty fucks. But I’m with you, even though Adam looks like the type who keeps a hand mirror on his person at all times so that he can stare at himself while hitting it from the back, I still would.

The full picture is a little NSFWish, so make sure you cover the entranceway to your cubicle with a sheet before touching your nipples. GO!

Okay, why the hell is he shitting out a pair of perfectly manicured hands?! And what kind of pills do I have to take to shit out my own pair of Thing T. Things, because it would make Internet porn watching so much easier!

And please tell me those hands belong to Ellen Sirot! I really won’t accept any other answer.

via Digital Spy

Tags: How Should I Feel?, Panty Creamer of the Day

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