Undreeeeess My Bod

Toni Braxton is tens of millions of dollars in debt and those “Unbreak My Heart” checks aren’t getting any bigger, so what’s a ho to do? Do ho shit, of course! Toni asked her Twitter followers last night if she should bare her 43-year-old nipples in the pages of Playboy or not. How Toni was able to focus on their responses with her accountant screaming “DO THAT SHIT!” into her ear is beyond me, but she gave it a go anyway. This is how Toni presented it:

New Year, New opportunities. So I have been considering taking up Playboy’s offer to feature me on their cover this year. What you think?

I would love to pose with Hugh Hefner though. He’s the sexiest guy I know over 30 😉

Of course it will be tastefully done 🙂

There are NOT talking that kind of spread! No Susie!!!! Just a lil T and A. They have asked me about 3 times before.

If Toni’s debt was a food it would be the pumpple cake I thought about making for Christmas. And whatever Playboy is going to pay Toni wouldn’t even put a spork full dent into that mess, but a check is a check. So Toni should do it if she wants to as long as she doesn’t use the “I’m showing the world that women over 40 are sexy too blah blah blah” crap excuse. And Toni needs to quit it with that Hugh Hefner is sexy shit. I never thought her financial problems were crackhead-related until I read that.