The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 4th!

January 5, 2011 / Posted by:

“Hello, 911? Help! I’ve just escaped from Seth Rogan’s latest rom-com. He’s threatened to make me do a love scene with Katherine Heigl! KATHERINE HEIGL! He’s coming! Please hurry!” – SavageLettuce

Runners-up:

Knocked up? Need advice? Call 800-BRISTOL – OurMissC

Too bad for her, Apple isn’t releasing its newest product, the iLeave-Me-The-Fuck-Alone-John-Mayer-Phone, until late spring. – maejones

via Cracked.com

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