Both UsWeekly and OK! Magazine are calling Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds LYING ASS LIARS for denying that their genitals have spent some intimate time together. It all started on New Year’s Eve when Ryan and Sandra sat together at her restaurant, Bess Bistro, in Austin, Texas. Witnesses claimed that the two were laughing, smiling and most likely finger banging each other under the table. But Sandra’s rep let out a “NO! NO! NO!” scream louder than the one Bombshell McGee’s free clinic gynecologist makes every time he has to venture down under.
Despite the denial, sources say that Sandra and Ryan kissed that night and left together at 2 in the morning. One source tells OK! that Sandra has been soothing Ryan’s broken heart over the phone for a few weeks and was “thrilled” when he accepted the invitation to her NYE party. A different source close to Ryan gave up some insightful information that TOTALLY proves they’re fucking their troubles away, “I’m sure they’ve bonded over the breakups. Going through a divorce is a unique thing to live through. Ryan always got excited talking about Sandra and liked being around her.”
There’s really no proof here that these two are more than just friends. Besides, if Ryan wanted to partake in a rebound fuck with one of his co-stars from The Proposal, I’d like to think he’d go with Betty White. That’s the right choice. Although, he probably did and Betty turned him down since she’s doesn’t pick up ScarJo’s leftovers. If it is true, though, good for them for getting some ass. It’s probably nice for Sandra being with a dude who doesn’t scream out “Are you ready for the Reichsmark shot?!” before he cums.
And now I’ll leave you alone so that you can cut and paste your face over Sandra’s in the picture above. It should be YOU posing next to Ryan while he’s making a “the places this glass dildo is going to go….” face.