Hot Slut Of The Day!

January 5, 2011 / Posted by:

Ted Williams, a homeless man in Columbus, OH whose vocal cords were crafted the same artisan hands that created Casey Kasem’s magical voice box. The Columbus Dispatch heard about the man with a velvety voice who could read off lyrics to a Ke$ha song and make it feel like a chenille throw is hugging your ear drums, so they caught up with him to get his story. The first few seconds after listening to Ted’s masterpiece of a voice, I seriously thought they dubbed his shit. It’s that perfect. It makes me want to do my make-up in the rear-view mirror of a car while inhaling lukewarm coffee fumes from a stainless steel carafe in my cup holder.

Dude should be introducing Nickelback’s new song (I take that back, that was a hurtful thing to say) or describing a prize package in detail on Price is Right. And there’s a chance this might come true. Dave & Jimmy of The Morning Zoo interviewed Ted this morning and are hoping to get him a job on their station. Reddit is also working on getting donations to Ted.

Oh, and we also can’t deny Ted’s luscious Andrew Jackson mane.

via TDW, Videogum, Buzzfeed, MSNBC, Reddit, Gawker TV and every single website on the Internet planet (Thanks to everyone who sent this in)

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