Vivica Fox Is Getting Married

January 4, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

Let out a cougar yelp and toast to 2010’s Mrs. Robinson, because 46-year-old Vivica Fox has announced to Page Six that her 27-year-old club promoter boyfriend of a year, Omar “Slimm” White, put an 8-karat diamond ring on her hitchin’ finger at the Ritz Carlton in Miami during the holidays. Viv recently bragged that her baby marking parts are of the Duggar variety, so put on your catchers mitt, because she’ll be popping BABIES!!!!! out of her seasoned chocha any day now.

In case you need an answer to the question, “Why would the star of Three Can Play At That Game marry a 27-year-old club promoter?“, visit Sandra Rose to see a picture of Slimm with his best part out (you have to log-in over there to play). Dick so large that it’ll make your hairline jump back to praise the lord. No wonder the sight of Viv’s face is making you snap your fingers and patiently wait for her twin to show up so that they entertain you with song. Slimm’s gut busting peen gave her that cat scratch fever and it’s written all over her face.

Tags: Enrique Iglesias, Peen, Vivica A. Fox, Why Are You Pulling My Dick?

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