No wonder why Taylor Momsen hates her parents…she was bottle fed. – Provolone
In his old age, everyone thought John Travolta would let his plugs and his beard go, and settle down with a nice bear. No one expected a raccoon. – LaChaylo
The pool of females willing to date Mel Gibson is beginning to dwindle. – kacky
If life throws you lemons, make lemonade.
If your raccoon accidentally eats Sandra Lee’s Kwanzaa Cake, turn him into the world’s only living farting bagpipe. – Emeriesan