It’s a true fact that this clip of Ryan Gosling singing some kind of My Little Pony song might fertilize your eggs with winged pony glitter and turn your womb into a cloud of pink cotton candy, but I’ve still got a shade of NOT IMPRESSED painted all over my face. Ryan is not singing the official My Little Pony anthem that carried my childhood on a rainbow rug, so he automatically gets an incomplete. Ryan needs to download the clip below to his iWhatever, march up to his room and not come out until every magical melodic lyric and poetic word is pressed into his memory including “Starring Sandy Duncan“.
And Clay Aiken is somewhere thinking to himself, “Pfft on RyGo. I can fart that song out in my sleep.” Like literally. I’m jealous.