John Mellencamp And Meg Ryan Are Doing It After All

January 4, 2011 / Posted by:

Your mom freaked the hell out this weekend when she found out that the lead actress from her favorite movie after Far and Away (the movie being French Kiss) and the man who co-sings the song she loves to drunk dance to at weddings (the song being the cover of Wild Night) might be dating. Well, mom is going to pop the E&J Gallo tonight, because “might” has turned into “totally.” A source tells People that Meg Ryan and John Mellencamp have been getting down for almost 7 weeks. They have taken their newly sprung love to Martha’s Vineyard and NYC.

Don’t for once think that Meg Ryan dropped a wrecking ball from her cooch and swung it into the home John shared with his wife Ellen, because the source says that he was separated before he started dating her. A different source says that it must be semi-serious since they went grocery shopping in SoHo together recently (pictures below). The source added, “She usually comes in by herself or with her daughter. I thought that was her husband because they seemed for comfortable and familiar with each other, just like an old married couple.”

Now, now, now, keep the MARRIED word to yourself, source. It’s only been seven weeks and John is probably still sad in the heart from sending his marriage to the morgue. We won’t know how serious these two are until Meg finishes chiseling the sadness off his heart with her chin.

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