Hot Slut Of The Day!

January 4, 2011 / Posted by:

Miss Viola Swamp, the meanest substitute teacher in the whole world and star of the Miss Nelson Is Missing!. When the ungrateful, chalk-burning asshole brats of Miss Nelson’s class take their acts of terror to unmanageable levels, she jumps onto the JetBlue evacuation slide and temporarily quits that bitch. The children break out into a hood rat stuff cheer, but that is short-lived when the bitchiest bitch of a substitute teacher, Miss Viola Swamp, enters the classroom to whip the badness out of those little evilings. Miss Viola Swamp gives the kids twice as much homework and they soon learn that she really is not the one. Not today. Not ever.

The brats beg for the return of Miss Nelson and they go looking for her. A few days later, she shows up and the kids vow to never do bad shit again. And basically, we find out that Miss Viola Swamp was Miss Nelson in an Amy Winehouse mask.

Everybody needs a Miss Viola Swamp mask in their lives to keep brats in check at all times. A Miss Viola Swamp mask is the antidote to hood rat stuff. (Warning: This is where we enter the NC-17 section of my post) Although, don’t wear that mask around me, because there’s a good chance I’d jump on it and have a threesome. I mean, you can’t tell me that Miss Viola Swamp’s nose doesn’t look like a swole peen (a swole peen with a case of HPV, but a swole peen nonetheless) and her chin could pass as a cone vibrator. Yeah, you can always count on me to drag all of us into the gutter.

With that said, VIVA MISS VIOLA SWAMP!

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