Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

January 4, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

This controversial Real Housewives star is about to have some added drama in her life. The tabloids are working overtime to get a bunch of stories about our Housewife and her glory days as a hooker. Not anyone in New York or New Jersey. (CDAN)

This has nothing to do with the animatronic Ewok named Giggy, I just needed an excuse to post a picture of him. So this is someone from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Atlanta or Orange County. Out of those 3, the only trick who could command top dollar for their sweet parts is Lawrence from RHOA so I’m going to guess him (but it’s probably Camille).

You may be wondering what the real story is with this superstar couple. While they certainly make a good-looking pair, it does seem a little unlikely that they would have hooked up on their own. The truth is that she is just the latest in a series of beards for him. The arrangement helps both of their careers, and they are happy to go along with it for the sake of PR. We think that our musically-inclined girl may secretly be a Whitney Houston fan, because while she can’t quite match Whitney’s voice, she can certainly take a dating cue from one of her films. She dates the famous actor in public, but in private, it’s all about The Bodyguard. (Blind Gossip)

Oh, Taylor, now that the expiration date on contract with Jake has passed, you can freely put a sword to your bodyguard’s chest. Then he’ll pull off the silk scarf from around your neck and toss it in the air. You’ll feel an adult girl tingle in your loins as you watch the scarf neatly cut in half over the sword’s blade. YOU CAN DO THIS SHIT IN PUBLIC NOW! It’s better than drinking coffee!

These on-again, off-again celebrity lovebirds are back on for the time being. They are driving everyone around them crazy with their excessive PDA and inappropriate behavior. At a holiday party this last weekend, the two started having sex on a table and didn’t care who saw it. (BuzzFoto)

And the problem with this is? I would say A-Rod and Cameron Diaz, but someone would’ve created A SCENE by turning the hose on them. It probably would’ve ended up on the local news or some shit. So I’ll go with Diddy and Kim Porter?

Tags: Blind Items

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