This is the church. This is the steeple. Pull down my Speedos and scare all the people. – jazzfish_77
Nick found out the hard way that just because you have a cross it, doesn’t mean you’re going to get nailed. – starvis
It’s tough on Mel’s kids to take him for a walk because he has to stop seems like every ten minutes to mark his territory. – TexnDoc
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