The good news is that Pamela Anderson still has one fan. The bad news is that her one fan is crazier than a tongue on Mel Gibson’s dick. The Sun reports that Pamela Anderson was almost as terrified as the time she walked in on a nekkid Kid Rock in broad daylight when a 21-year-old lunatic tried to board her train from Liverpool to London last night. The cops believe that it’s the same insane dude who bought front row tickets to every single one of performances in the panto Aladdin.
Okay, this unfortunate incident could’ve been stopped before it happened. When you buy your second front row ticket to see Pamela Anderson play a whorey genie in Aladdin, the box office bitch should hand you a tiny plastic cup filled with the strongest sedative available on the market and two men in white coats should immediately drag you into the back of a padded van. Get that shit on the law books, UK!
A source tells The Sun that Pammy’s security guards stopped the dude from getting on the train and immediately hollered for the cops. When the cops showed up, the Pamalunatic put up a fight which resulted in him getting a face full of pepper spray. It’s too early in the year for making a dumb pepper spray joke about Pamela’s cooch juices, so I’ll save that one for the bitchier months of 2011.
Pamela’s fan was arrested and she safely made her way back to London. And thankfully, Pamela’s always exquisite eyebrow situation remained pristine.