TMZ reported earlier that Lindsay Lohan is planning to stay in rehab through the week for more treatment, but the itch of freedom must have been too tempting to not scratch, because Radar is saying that the bitch is out! Hide yo baby strollers! Hide yo shake ‘n bake meth lab! Hide yo Gandhi quotes! Radar didn’t really say what their proof is for LiLo’s final Betty Ford bow, but if you peek out your vertical blinds and see White Oprah on the ho stroll seductively pulling up her skirt to reveal tickets to her daughter’s first post-rehab “I’M A CHANGED MESS” interview, you know that shit is true.
LiLo is expected to drive back to Los Angeles later today and hide out in her new Venice Beach apartment. White Oprah used Radar’s blow horn to plead to the paps to stay away:
“I want to keep everyone safe and make sure there is no car chase. I don’t want to discuss her plans after she leaves Betty Ford because I want to avoid being followed. She doesn’t need the stress right now, I just want to move on and have a positive year. It has been a long two years for us, and we are happy that it’s almost over.”
That White Oprah is so cute. Totally saying “don’t follow us” with a straight mouth even though we all know Ali Lohan’s on the corner selling detailed maps to the Lohan hideaway in empty Svedka bottles. And speaking of recycling, above is a screen shot from LiLo’s reupholstered pussy (copyright: Chris Rock) of a website. IN THIS ECONOMY, LiLo was smart to use Window’s old wallpaper and leftover graphics from the Lunesta commercial.