Hot Slut Of The Day!

January 3, 2011 / Posted by:

Kevin Lee, the absolutely exquisite gaysian floral fairy who glittered and flittered into my soul on last night’s episode of Bridalplasty (aka The 7th Sign of the Apocalypse presented by E!)! When I was sealing my deal with the devil last night by watching another episode of Bridalplasty, I thought for a second that my dog sat on the remote again and changed the channel to the Rose Parade, because Kevin Lee is like a glorious float made of dehydrated tangerine peels (his skin), ebony pampas grass (his wig), purple tulips (his lips), newborn water lilies (his down low goods) and hummingbird nectar blessed by the flower faeries (his essence). You just want to stick Kevin in a pink crystal bud vase and keep him on your kitchen counter so that you can fill your lungs with his floral sweet aroma every time you walk by. FTD needs to stock their nurseries with Kevin Lee, because EVERYBODY needs one in their life!

Here’s a clip of the soul sellers on Bridalplasty ooooh-ing and awwwww-ing over the plump buds in Kevin’s ultra skinny jeans.

Looking like a female-to-male post-op Asian mafia kingpin circa 1979 slathered in crushed baby’s breath. Absolutely GORGEOUS!

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