From Namibia To Missouri To Benihana

January 3, 2011 / Posted by:

Traveling on an eight-seater Pegasus donated by Zeus himself, Brangelina and their gang of tiny deities paid visits to both Namibia and Missouri over the holidays. Between their travels, they even managed to write a $2 million check to a wildlife sanctuary. Brangie ended their goodwill holiday tour by chewing on pieces of teriyaki-glazed whoopie cushion (that’s what that shit really tastes like) at Benihana in Beverly Hills. Well, Brad and the child army sank their teeth into beef while St. Angie carefully licked on a bell pepper (cut into the shape of a flower blossom) for about an hour straight.

You know, even though Benihana has been described as TOTAL TRASH, it’s still one of my favorite “special occasion” restaurants. And the Benihana mug I stole from my mom as a child is still one of my most prized possessions. Dear future children of mine, This is what you’re going to inherit:

It has so many uses: margarita cup, flower vase, ash tray, neti pot, bong….

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