Afternoon Crumbs

January 3, 2011 / Posted by:

Chloe Sevigny’s hipster chichis in a bikini. But there’s nachos involved and that’s a selling point. (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Fishticks (typo and it stays here) Paltrow is going to don Dietrich brows in her next movie? FF to 2012 NOW! – Lainey Gossip

Demi Moore flaunts her iPhone-ready body for the real world – The Superficial

Snooki as a blonde – Hollywood Tuna

Since Elton John’s luxury apartment is already crowded with his glasses and ego, his new baby will live next door – Towleroad

Even Photoshop’s “humanize” tool can’t take the Thundercat out of Kim Kardashian’s face – The Berry

You’ve already seen err’body in a bikini so you might as well see Maria Menounos too – Popoholic

Jennifer Garner too – Popsugar

AND JLoveJust Jared

And AND Alessandra AmbrosiasaladCelebslam

Everything’s dying in Arkansas – TDW

Snooki drops – Celebitchy

Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds ate dinner together on New Year’s Eve, which obviously means they are making babies and flipping through wedding magazines together – ICYDK

It’s a new year, so Paula Abdul is once again reminding us that her liver is so clean you can eat noodles off of it – I’m Not Obsessed

Salma on a jet ski – Moe Jackson

RiRi wearing the Slut Dress’ second cousin nobody ever talks about – Go Fug Yourself

Who pissed in Wonky’s Valtrex? – Cityrag

Terrence Howard’s new arch rival – Hollywood Rag

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