Wife Swap Starring Shania Twain

January 2, 2011 / Posted by:

When Shania Twain’s husband Mutt Lange quit her ass for his mistress whore in 2008, she got revenge by fucking on his mistress whore’s ex-husband Frederic Thiebaud. That DOES impress me much! That shit is seriously a Lifetime movie starring Melissa Joan Hart itching to happen. Eventually, Shania’s revenge fuck with Frederic blossomed into true love and TMZ has a picture of the two giving the ultimate F U to Mutt Lange by getting married in Rincon, Puerto Rico on New Year’s Day.

You know, I’m happy that Shania picked a winner at the wedding ring swap party (aka the key party for masochists), but this marriage already looks all kinds of DOOMED! I mean, Shania’s groom showed up ready get down under the disco ball of love and she didn’t.

Maybe Shania had a mid-ceremony costume change and twirled into a red disco dress later, but it’s still not looking good. That’s like a point to the stars WITHOUT a hip pop. Leaving her new husband hanging and shit.

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