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January 2, 2011 / Posted by:

Ben, the rare “panda cow” from Larimer County, Colorado. Farmer Chris Jessen already has a small menagerie of tiny animals including cattle and a kangaroo, so when he heard that you could breed a mini panda cow through genetic manipulation, he got on that shit right away. And that’s how the miniature cow with Taylor Momsen eyes was born. Farmer Chris says that there’s only 24 known panda cows in the world and they sell for up to $30,000 each.

You know, I’m not sure how to feel about genetic manipulation since that’s how the Kardashian kreatures came to be, but look, it’s a TINY PANDA COW! It can fart out cheese will eating bamboo. Oh shit, bamboo cheese! It can also let out a tiny moo while it pulls out your IV. Adorable.

And this means we’re one step closer to creating a real-life PUSSY COW!

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