Meg Ryan And John Mellencamp Might Be Doing It

January 1, 2011 / Posted by:

John Mellencamp put the final break in 2010’s battered heart when he announced on Thursday that he is quitting his supermodel wife of 20 years Elaine Mellencamp. John’s spokeswhore never brought up the DIVORCE word and didn’t give a reason as to why his marriage is singing HURTS SO SAD at the top of its lungs. But Page Six brought up this picture of John looking like Frankenstein with a Billy Bob Thornton mask on while strolling around NYC last October with Meg Ryan. Page Six is whispering that maybe just maybe Meg is licking all over John’s infinitehead. Page Six had this to say:

He and Ryan, who had their biggest years in the ’80s, were photographed arm-in-arm walking in TriBeCa in late October, and she has since been spotted backstage at dates on his tour. A source told us, “Meg has been to a couple of recent shows.”

“Had their biggest years in the ’80s”? Damn, Page Six, way to turn Meg Ryan’s Joker smile into a Joker frown, and way to make John block by the sun by hanging his head in sadness. But seriously, just because John is walking with Meg doesn’t mean he’s paying a personal visit to her little pink house. Besides, Page Six should be using their resources to research more important matters! Like why won’t John return the “Cougar” to his name? Other than the entire riveting storyline of “Jack & Diane“, the “Cougar” was the best part of John’s ass. Bring back THE COUGAR!

(Image via INFDaily)

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