Happy New Year From The Greatest Singuah In Da Wooorld!

January 1, 2011 / Posted by:

Celine Dion put this ethereal holiday portrait of her blessed family into the mouth of a white pigeon and sent it off to everyone at Caesar’s Palace, where she’s about to reign once again. This is pretty much how I pictured Celine and her family at bedtime. Celine caresses her lips with Bonne Bell frosted pink lip gloss and slides into a cloud of 10,000-thread count sheets before serenading Pepaw René, Rene-Charles, Baby Eddy and Baby Nelson off to dreamland. Pepaw René has to protect his fragile eyeballs with sunglasses since it’s always so fucking blinding bright in there with all that damn white!

via HuffPo

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