2011 Really Is The Year Of Jessica Rabbit!

January 1, 2011 / Posted by:

CoCo knows, and so with the help of a Costco-sized jar of Crisco, a dozen sweat shop seamstresses and thread made from Kryptonite, she got into a dress that gave Roger Rabbit a double boner in the ears. CoCo’s gown was full-length when she arrived at her New Year’s Eve party with Ice-T in NYC last night, but she always underestimates the extreme power of her hongray hongray camel toe and didn’t think it would bite at her dress and rip that shit in half. CoCo is still the epitome of elegance and grace, and her beauty never fails to gently cradle my hangover and rock it softly.


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