LeAnn Rimes Thinks She Has This

December 31, 2010 / Posted by:

LeAnn Rimes was probably up in her Cabo hotel suite posing in front of the mirror and thinking to herself about how all eyes and lenses will be on her once she sashays down to the beach in her bikini looking like an extra malnourished Aaron Carter with two rock hard moon jellyfish sucking on his nipples.

But LeAnn was in for a rude awakening even bigger than the one Eddie Cibrian experiences every morning when he wakes up next to her. LeAnn’s fresh out of the silicone factory titties were upstaged by a hot piece with all-natural snow cone pecs and bottle cap nipples! Dude knows it too. He’s casually standing there like “And?” while LeAnn is desperately making sure the paps get a 360 of her hot “Mr. Burns on Muscle Milk” body. Even though the seagulls are causing a commotion by squawking for life at the sight of LeAnn looking like a salamander trying to digest two large birds, homeboy with the delectable pecs is still getting all the attention!

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