Hot Slut Of The Day!

December 31, 2010 / Posted by:

Ginuwine has jumped off that pony to present to you the perfect cup of sweet nectar deliciousness for you to sip on as soon as your New Year’s Eve orgy with Andre ends tomorrow morning. It’s Adult Chocolate Milk! John Travolta’s asshole can close its mouth and stop begging like a chick waiting for food, because it’s not that KIND of adult chocolate milk, unfortunately. Adult Chocolate Milk is a fine 40 proof beverage made of leche, chocolate and vodka! Yes, a few glasses of Adult Chocolate Milk will probably leave my nose kissing toilet water for the rest of the night, but I must git me some! It’s like a party in my mouth….but a hangover in my bowels. YAY! For now, Adult Chocolate Milk is only sold at a few Costcos and restaurants and liquor stores in CA, NM, NV and AZ. It’s going to go nationwide sometime next year.

And I really hope Adult Chocolate Milk eventually comes in a small box (with attached straw), because I know a few hyper brats that really need this in their lunch box.

via Daily Mail

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