Sadly, it looks like Tara Reid just couldn’t make love work with Michael Assman, the Internet millionaire who made prostates percolate and gaydars crash, reboot and crash again. But fear not, Tara has found a new love to hold her hand so she doesn’t drunkenly stumble into the gutter and to wipe the vom from the corner of her mouth after she neatly barfs into her purse in the middle of a crowded bar (a ladylike talent I’ve seen for myself LIVE and in person). Tara posed outside of a restaurant in Copenhagen last night with her new boyfriend Michael Lillelund, a Dutch businessman-type who is most likely now fluent in the language of drunkensluranese.
You know, I have a feeling that this one is going to work. And even if it doesn’t, at least Tara will be one step closer to completing her life goal of getting blackout wasted in every country. Guinness World Records better save a spot!