Open Post: Hosted By The Top Charming Breast Stimulator

December 30, 2010 / Posted by:

Leave it to the Chinese to make dreams come true by creating a Shake Weight for your chest! The Top Charming Breast Simulator promises to rub your titties until they’re swole up like a chipmunk’s cheek. Yea, yeah, the only thing the Top Charming Breast Simulator will give you is motion sickness of the nipples, but whoever created this work of magic should still get every award imaginable for coming up with a creative excuse for showing 5-minutes of bouncy boobies in a commercial.

via HuffPo

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