How Can Kelsey Grammer Offer Camille ONLY $30 Million?!!!!

December 30, 2010 / Posted by:

Will you take a look at that beautifully precious face that looks like a Madame puppet that barely survived a terrible tanning bed explosion? What kind of MONSTER would deny that face half of their fortune? Ask your grandma what her favorite sitcom that’s set in Seattle is and you’ll get the answer: FRASIER!

We already know that Camille deserves $50 million from Kelsey, but now Page Six is saying that he tried to completely rip her off by offering her only $30 million! Yes, ONLY $30 million! It’s going to cost a lot more than that to get Tennis Nick to leave his wife (that bitch is married, right?) for Camille. Kelsey is so fucking selfish!

And if that isn’t already a work of hateful evilness, a source says that Kelsey doesn’t want to give Camille spousal or child support on top of the $30 million. THE AUDACITY! Since Camille is a serious business woman in the body of a Saran-wrapped gecko, she shut Kelsey’s offer down. A source went on to say, “She rejected an offer from Kelsey just before Christmas. He wasn’t offering child support or alimony, and told her through his lawyers that she’d get enough in the settlement. Because there is no prenup, Camille was certain she’d get up to $50 million, because she’s a partner in his TV company and entitled to half the money he made from shows, including ‘Frasier,’ while they were married. “She has accepted their marriage is over and that he wants to marry Kayte in January. Camille wants it all over, too. But what she can’t accept is how he’s parading around Kayte, who looks like the cat who swallowed the canary. Their public make-out sessions are really insensitive because of their kids.”

Anybody who watches Real Housewives of Beverly Hills knows that Camille has REAL bills to pay. She has to pay her house manager, her four nannies, her stylist (who also gets a bonus for being her friend), her medium (who also gets a bonus for being her friend), etc… etc… I know that Camille may look like she’s made of melted orange Nerf balls bought at a KB Toy Store fire sale, but it takes a lot of money to be her. If Camille had to make a sandwich for her own kids, the planet would stop spinning and plummet to our DOOOOOOM!

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