Hot Slut Of The Day!

December 30, 2010 / Posted by:

Janitor Dog of Neo & Tuxedo’s Cleaning Services! Just in time for New Year’s Day when you’re too broke off and dozed off on top of your ottoman to even muster up one thought about picking up the piles of empty Strawberry Hill bottles, Hostess wrappers, used Kleenex filled with your lonely tears and unopened condom packets scattered all over your living room floor. Just stay passed out and bark up JANITOR DOG who will immediately shuffle on in with his pushcart and pick up your mess! Actually, your place will stay a mess since Janitor Dog will only pick up a crushed blue water bottle and the same empty pack of cigarettes, but he’ll still dazzle you with his neon yellow vest and that’s worth the price of admission. That’s service!

Now if only Janitor Dog can teach my dog how to neatly pick up his own caca, drop it in the toilet, flush and then rinse out his mouth with Listerine twice, the world will be a new kind of perfect!

via Urlesque

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