Afternoon Crumbs
Dear Cash Warren, What the hell kind of wrap-around booty grab is that? – Hollywood Tuna
Springfield, Missouri is getting doused in holy rays shooting off of Brangelina’s halos – Lainey Gossip
To the founding forefathers of America, this is what we’ve done with our time – The Superficial
Emily Blunt just sprawled out on a big rock for Vogue (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Cats are like my abuelita, they can take a nap absolutely anywhere…even inside of a Christmas tree – The Chive
The Post turns Elton John into a flaming heterosexual – Towleroad
Kelly Preston isn’t happy that John Travolta spent a few days snowballing with his friends – Celebitchy
Demi Moore is in St. Barts too – Popoholic
Fuggie Fug is in St. Barts too too – Hollywood Rag
Rest in peace, Bobby Farrell… – TDW
Ashley Greene’s bitch is looking good….and her dog isn’t look too shabby either – Just Jared
Like Naomi Campbell reads, she just brings that book along in case she needs to beat a bitch over the head. A book is just a medieval Blackberry – Popsugar
Ryan Phillipe is happy for his ex-wife – ICYDK
The bottom of Chris Brown’s heart is covered with bull shit so I guess this apology is too – Necole Bitchie
Hasn’t Australia been through enough?! – I’m Not Obsessed
Please tell me Bethenny Frankel’s Birkin fell in the pool – Celebslam
What the fuck kind of Ecstasy do they put in those stadium dogs? – Cityrag
Argentina’s Dancing with the Stars shows us all how it’s done – SOW