Here’s the ethereal wind chime of a goddess Etty Farrell and her husband Perry Farrell of Jane’s Addiction just posing in various forms of nekkidness in their kitchen to promote their show Married to Rock in the UK. Etty better be wearing a cooch cup made of high-grade steel, because if Perry accidentally slipped on the garbage disposal switch…BOOM! Suddenly, Etty’s ass is a segment on the Discovery Channel where she has to explain how she lost her chocha in a tragic garbage disposal accident. IT CAN HAPPEN! Yes, I’ve put my genitals in some dangerous places before (I’m not naming names), but the garbage disposal is where I draw the line with a Sharpie. Although, I’d probably have a touch decision on my hands if I was ever faced with a garbage disposal shaped like Prince Hot Ginge’s silhouette.
And seriously, this photo shoot needed less ho in a sink and more Perry bulge.