Above is Kim Kardashian looking like a factory defected Real Doll that is a #1 seller among Sleestaks, and below are pictures of Gay Fish struttin’ that ass into a studio in Los Angeles yesterday to take part in her new music video directed by Hype Williams. Yes, TMZ says that Gay Fish is going to fluff his gills and swish his sway in the video for Kim Kardashian’s first single. WHY YE WHY?! Why do you make us cry by putting your hand on the gun that will shoot a load of vomit into all of our ear holes?! WHYYYY!
I mean, Kim’s song will force Bobby Brown’s doody bubble poppin’ finger into retirement since it will be the new thing that lures a shit gurgle out of its hole. Does Gay Fish want to be a part of that (SPOILER ALERT: Yes, he does) ?! If Gay Fish’s NOT RIGHT ass knows what’s good, he’ll Taylor Swift that bitch by turning off the auto-tune and yanking the mic out of her hand.