The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 27th!
December 28, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K
Black & Decker, Massengill and Lindsay Lohan have teamed up to bring you Firecrotch Odor Eliminating Wipes (side effects include, scarring, sparking, a slight pink color to infected area, dizzy spells, failed career, and repetitiveness) – Ms Bonita
Runners-up:
Don’t rush to cut off the chastity belt, nobody wants in. – Team Valtrex
Try as she might, Amy Winehouse could not get rid of Pete Doherty’s “souvenirs.” – Mary Read
The latest in waxing techniques, the Brazilian Taco, which is guaranteed to get rid of extra cheese – Motto: Think Outside the Lips. – Pat MaGroin
via Cracked
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