No Falcor Baby On The Horizon…Yet

LeAnn Rimes Tweeted the above denial after HollyBaby ran a story claiming that she’s got a womb full of baby. Some source said that LeAnn’s permanently sunset eyes rose a bit when a pregnancy test she just peed on came up positive. But before Tweeting about how she’s going to spend the rest of her holiday guzzling on tequila in Mexico, LeAnn denied that a tiny little Falcorling will flutter out of her vagina soon.

I know LeAnn and Eddie’s tongues usually smell like they’ve just tossed a bull’s salad, but I believe her this time. If LeAnn was with child, she’d find a way to shove a Blackberry down her vagina canal and into the hands of her fetus so it could Twitter non-stop about how wonderful and blessed it feels to be inside of her. She’s already trained Eddie to do that, so she’d definitely teach her unborn baby too. So yeah, no squint baby today.

Here’s LeAnn pulling a “Oh, let me casually put my hitchin’ hand on Eddie’s shoulder in front of the paparazzi so it can get a clear shot of my gigantic engagement ring” at LAX today. Bitch should just put a picture of her ring on a billboard already.