Kelly Osbourne Tells Us How She Really Feels About Her Ex-Piece

December 28, 2010 / Posted by:

This is why you should never trust an escapee from The Village of the Damned who looks like SamRo with an unpruned Bieber cut. Kelly Osbourne broke up with her ex-fiance Luke Worrall months ago, but she claims that lately he has tried to pull the parking BRAKE in her heart and get back with her. That was just the fuel that Kelly needed to unleash a rage-filled Twitter monologue (a Twitterologue, if you will) where she called him a famewhoring cunt (1 point for Kelly) and claims he down low dicked hundreds of chicks AND dudes while he was with her. Since I will never get tired of seeing a stale Twinkie pop its cream out, Kelly needs to show us pictures or it didn’t happen.

Here’s the words spilled all over Kelly’s Blackberry this morning. Let “BRAKING Up Is Hard To Do” be the soundtrack for Kelly’s meltdown:

MissKellyO
@Luke_worrall is the biggest piece of shit he has been trying to get back w/ me I only came home for Xmas to see him mean while he has been

MissKellyO
Fucking 100′s of girls as we as men behind my back all he did was use me all girls beware of @Luke_worral he is a using Cunt!

MissKellyO
He used me for my money and a free ride he is lucky I am not spilling the hole truth about what he did!

MissKellyO
He is the worst thing that ever happened to me I don’t give a fuck what happens to him anymore

MissKellyO
Iam and always will be 2 good 4 @luke_worrall darling ur pretty face will only get you so far because u don’t have the brains to back it up

MissKellyO
Dont think I have ever felt so stupid he made a fool of me going to be off Twitter for a while never felt heart brake like this in my life

Luke responded by Twating this out:

luke_worrall
lies on twitter awesome

I love a good Twitter rant as much as I love the half-popped kernel at the bottom of the popcorn bowl and Kelly O pretty much covered all the bases. Even though we all figured Luke was a Herp-a-Derp gold digger who would suck on a seed beetles’ spiked dick if it earned him a blurb in OK! Magazine, I’m glad Kelly is sitting on the same page with us now.

And will one of you please get into the gay porn game so that you can use “Hole Truth” as your stage name. That name can’t go to waste.

via Daily Mail

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