Portia de Rossi (aka forever Mandy Rogers of Horsham to me) must be seriously in love, OR SOMETHING, with Ellen Degeneres, because how did she let her leave the 5-star hotel looking like Larry David starring in a remake of Cocoon in the Wilford Brimley role? If you really love someone, you’d gently pull that hat off their head and slap their face with it before sticking that entire outfit in the in-sink-erator.
Here’s more of Portia and Ellen doing rich people stuff in St. Barts over the weekend. Ugh. I’m surprised Ellen didn’t go FULL FUG by carrying a dark-sided CROCS tote.