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Jeff (as played by Jeff Hyslop) the dancing mannequin with a magical hat from the 1980s Canadian children’s show Today’s Special. Before Kim Cattrall’s mannequin crotch seduced Andrew McCarthy in the House of Estelle Getty, there was Jeff who came to life to spread the glitter all over a department store after hours.
The rules of Jeff’s mannequin awakening are: 1) He comes to life when he’s wearing his magical hat while someone says the spell “hocus pocus alimagocus“. 2) He can’t go outside or he’ll become Heidi Montag-ized forever. 3) If his hat pops off, he turns back into a mannequin. Yeah, so basically, mannequin rules are totally different in Canada.
It’s a good thing I didn’t grow up watching this show, because my mom probably wouldn’t have enjoyed trying to tear me away from a department store mannequin while my ass screamed, “HOCUS POCUS ALIMWHATEVER!” over and over again. I mean, because I do love a dancing and singing gay mannequin who dresses like a Brangelina baby:
(For Elizabeth)