Afternoon Crumbs
Lil’ Kim or did Fergie finally complete her transformation into a full-blown Muppet? – Cityrag
But in more important news, Suri Cruise let Stepford Katie out of the dungeon in those boots? – Lainey Gossip
Country Strong really should’ve been called Cheetos Strong – The Superficial
Personally, I get through mass by getting drunk on communion wine before passing out underneath one of the back pews, but that’s just me – NYC Barstool Sports
My prayers have been answered, because we might get a Mickey Rourke gay fuck scene soon! – Towleroad
If Katie Price, an orange pony and Brit Brit’s old pink wig collided in the basement of a back alley plastic surgeon’s office – Hollywood Tuna
Sinbad still exists (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Never mind Tim Burton’s snoring, Helena Bonham Carter’s make-up is a thing of artistic beauty – Celebitchy
Emmanuelle Chriqui is dating Luke Perry circa 2008 – Popoholic
Brit Brit’s new song is going to be another poetic masterpiece – Just Jared
A couple that handles balls together, stays together – Popsugar
I highly disagree with #13 – The Berry
That’s offensive to Magda from There’s Something About Mary – ICYDK
Dude in the purple behind Cameron Diaz is saying it all – Moe Jackson
Hugh Hefner got engaged, Holly Madison swallowed an entire Entenmann’s section. Hmm. Do I sense a connection? – I’m Not Obsessed
Gay Fish swam up to the shore to attend the Lakers game with Pimp Mama Kris – Necole Bitchie
If Valentino drops a glove and one of his many servants isn’t there to catch it, did it really fall in the first place? – Hollywood Rag
This just confirms that the end is definitely near – Jezebel