Hot Slut Of The Day!

December 26, 2010 / Posted by:

Pank Cup Boy has already delivered an Ode to Doritos soliloquy that replays in my head and echoes off my taste buds before softly falling onto my soul every time I open up a bag of processed cheese triangles of deliciousness, and now he has gifted the world with the perfect post-holiday theme song: THE FAT BITCH WALK. With brows looking like two Gummi Worms wearing overcoats made out of otter hair, Pank Cup Boy busts out your new “Change Into Your Draw String Pants” anthem that you can sashay to when you’re walking from the booth to the parking lot at Claim Jumper. Actually, this shit is perfect for every damn occasion and allow Pank Cup Boy to explain why:

via Crunk + Disorderly

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