Constantine Maroulis IS Somebody’s Father
Yes, I know I’m following a major WHO THE DICK CARES story with another WHO THE DICK CARES story, but the celebwhores you sort of kind (but not really) care about are clenching their wombs and hiding their engagement rings until after the holidays so that they can have your undivided (but not really) attention then. So this is the news we have to deal with today. It might go down easier than a blended fruit cake with a splash of rum.
People brings us the news that Constantine Maroulis’ girlfriend Angel Reed birthed out a 6lb baby girl late last night. A baby girl that probably slid right out if she inherited her father’s ability to naturally seep out grease from his pores. Connie and Angel gave her the name Malena James and he had this to say about becoming father for the first time:
“Sometimes Christmas comes early and we’re so lucky to get the greatest gift a few days early. Angel and I are thrilled to welcome our perfect baby girl into the world today. Mom and baby are healthy and I couldn’t be more excited to ring in 2011 this way.”
Yes, a true Christmas gift! And a gift for Baby Malena who gets to see this punchable face every single day.
Well, now we know who’s going to be female heavyweight champion of the world in 2030.