John Mayer was out at a bar on the Upper East Side in NYC recently when some girl sashayed up to him to get her vagina cleaned off with his doucheified words of wisdom. You can always count on John for that. Page Six says that after John and the girl chatted a bit, he gave her the key to a long-lasting happy relationship:
“He said that she was going to make someone very happy one day, as long as she remembered to talk dirty while having sex,” the source said. The girl walked away speechless.
Dirty like “I want your David Duke dick to set the cross in my crotch on fire…”? Yes, that’s the secret! But importantly, is it just me or does John Mayer’s mouth look like an inhaling anus in that picture?