It’s Good To Be Xtina’s Piece

December 23, 2010 / Posted by:

What more could Matthew Rutler want? This time last year, Matthew was probably riding shot gun in a Toyota Tercel to a house party to sip on Bud from a can, and look at his ass now! BITCH, YOU’VE MADE IT! Here’s Matthew sucking in the luxury while riding in a fancy horse-drawn carriage near a fancy resort in fancy Courchevel, France with a fancy throw, a fancy glass of wine and a benefactor who doesn’t call the police when he fishes 2 $100 bills out of her purse to pay his cell phone bill.

And if that isn’t already a new kind of gold digging heaven, Matthew never has to worry about getting cold since the toxic paint on Xtina’s face exudes hot fumes all day long. Yes, Matthew is probably being exposed to radiation poisoning, but that’s a small price to pay for living the FANCY LUXURIOUS life!

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