Afternoon Crumbs

Miley Cyrus has used the body of Kelly Osbourne to clone herself. And so it begins…. – Popoholic

Keira Knightley’s Facebook relationship status might be switched to “It’s complicated” – Lainey Gossip

The new racy Miley Cyrus pictures aren’t that racy – The Superficial

Satan’s b-hole must be all kinds of frostbitten, because Pat Robertson just said something very un-PatRobertson-like – Towleroad

This Christmas, Parasite Hilton’s crotch crustaceans will be sunning themselves on the beaches of Hawaii – Hollywood Tuna

Sooookeh jogs the dog (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Should’ve been the duck phone – Celebitchy

Richard Gere’s greatest enemy – The Berry

I guess Prancer got a video camera and internet access for Christmas – OMG Blog

This is a step up from what’s usually on Pink’s head – Popsugar

Dude should join the cast of Spider-Man – NYC Barstool Sports

Michelle Williams publicly talks about Heath Ledger’s death for the first time – Just Jared

Why does Kelsey Grammer keep doing this to the exquisite silicone flower of mad delusional? – ICYDK

I guess chupacabras don’t suffer from pregnant swole feet – I’m Not Obsessed

Aunt Becky is looking good – Hollywood Rag

This will be me all weekend long. Correction: This is always me – Cityrag

Willow Smith may not know maths, but she definitely knows how to pose with a tinsel Christmas tree (or whatever she’s holding) – Necole Bitchie

Chloe Sevigny just described half of the celebwhores out there – Holy Moly!