Mary-Kate Olsen Braves The Flood
December 22, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K
When Noah arrives in Los Angeles with his ark, I really hope that in addition to saving one In-N-Out’s chefs and Angelyne he also saves one of the Olsen trolls. My back-up for that argument is this picture of Mary-Kate Olsen sucking on a baby-sized cigarette outside of some building in Culver City, CA yesterday. The new world needs to see this mess and they’re getting a four in one! They’re getting a little Stevie Nicks, a little Gonks, a whole lot of Treasure Troll and a creature who pretty much only survives on the sludge at the bottom of every Venti Americano. That means one Olsen can keep the entire Starbucks food chain alive! Take her, Noah!
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