Hot Slut Of The Day!

December 22, 2010 / Posted by:

Shlomi Arbeitman, an Israeli footballer who plays for Belgian’s K.A.A. Gent and who has become a viral Internet star in Israel thanks to this interview with a Dutch TV station of him mumbling through English like a drunk Jersey Shore cast member. Best Week Ever says this video is getting all the laughs in Israel, because most of the population is fluent in English and Shlomi sounds like a Speak & Spell on low batteries.

But you know, I didn’t even realize those words coming out of his mouth were some form of the English language, because he was deafened by the voice in my head screaming “showmepeenshowmepeenshowmepeen” on a loop. Seriously, who the hell cares if his mouth is an English word shredder, look at him! The language of “Let me sit on the tip while stroking those luscious mink stoles over your eyes” is an international one! Besides, if you used Talking Browser on one of my blog posts it would make less sense than Shlomi does.

Shlomi’s interview is such a damn hit that it has spawned parody after parody including this one:

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