Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

December 22, 2010 / Posted by:

This comedienne and author is sweating the fact that she may have gotten herpes. Her new boyfriend swore to her he did not have it, but it turns out he does. All she would have to do is check his sex history with just the people known, and she would have seen he is in the herpes chain. Oh, or have protected sex. Not too hard. (CDAN)

Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent (who has dated Vivica Fox who has dated Dennis Rodman who has humped on everybody)? This is why Chelsea should dip her peens in latex and vodka before she gets on it.

C List in film, B in Television actress got pregnant just recently from a one night stand. She is thrilled but also very concerned because her current romantic partner is a woman, not a man. (BuzzFoto)

ESCANDALO!!!! Kate Walsh? And I never thought I’d ever type escandalo and Kate Walsh on the same line.

So this thoughtful actor has purchased lovely Christmas presents for both of the women in his life. They are similar – but not identical – gifts from a famous jeweler, and each has an engraved message with his initials. Not surprisingly, the message on the piece for his wife is sweet, and the one for his mistress is racy.

Since he is spending Christmas with his wife, he gave his mistress her gift last week. When she opened it, he was horrified to discover that she got the one intended for his wife. By the way, the other one is already in the wife’s possession, but is still wrapped and presumably unopened. Not wanting to confess to his mistress that he screwed up, he had to call the jeweler to rush order another one for the wife with the correct engraving. Now he just needs to get home and swap it out with the racy one without his wife noticing. Anyone want to buy a very nice piece of jewelry with a very personal engraved message? (Blind Gossip)

Why would he care if his side piece cares that he fucked up? She obviously knows she’s the side piece. That being said, Kay Jewelers would’ve never made this mistake! I’m going to guess Ben Affleck? Or Ashton Kutcher?

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