Lindsay Lohan only has a few more weeks left of rehab at Betty Ford and I guess the bitch wants to go out with a bang. Specifically, a bang that feels a lot like a push. The night LiLo broke curfew by partying at a bar with her roommates, she got into some sort of physical altercation with one of Betty Ford’s staffers. The employee knew that boozing was going on so she demanded that LiLo take a drug/alcohol test immediately. Instead of curtsying and saying “yes ma’m” like a good little rehabber should, bitch got bold and started a fight with the female staffer. The female staffer put her hands on Lilo, LiLo pushed back and BOOM! The police were called.
TMZ says that employee told the police that she wanted to press charges against LiLo for pushing her. The police are investigating the push and will slide it over to prosecutors who will decide whether or not they will pursue charges. Sources close to LiLo say that she’s pulling the WOE IS ME card by saying that this particular staffer has always hated her and is happy to see her go down.
Michael Lohan tells Gossip Cop that his precious innocent child did get drug/booze tested that night and it came back negative.
Since LiLo is still on probation for DUI, Judge Fox could send her to the clink for 6-months for violating that shit by whoopin’ on a trick.
LiLo is so close to graduating from rehab and she goes and pulls this shit? Does this bitch cut her coke with DUMB? If LiLo had the sweet nectar in her system and was trying to distract the staffer from testing her, this is not how you do it! You complain about having bad fish for dinner, run to the bathroom, barf out as much evidence as you can, shave your hair off, flush the hair down the toilet, give yourself a bladder enema and then inject your veins with baby’s blood from an extra large vial you keep shoved up your asshole for occasions like this. Or you just tell the staffer that if they don’t get out of your face you’ll make them watch Just My Luck. That’ll move them.
Meanwhile, White Oprah is down at the court house filing a lawsuit against Betty Ford for premeditated attempted murder and for ruining a buzz (that is illegal in the world of Lohan).