Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

Lots of celebrity break up announcements this holiday season, but one more is supposed to be coming in the next few weeks. This couple has actually been split up for months now, but you may not have even noticed since – like Scarlett and Ryan – they are usually photographed separately from each other. They were going to announce a couple of weeks ago, but got cold feet once they saw the flurry of attention that other celebrities were getting for the same action. The more famous of the two wants the publicists to release the announcement between Christmas and New Year’s in the hopes that the public will be too busy celebrating the holidays to notice. Before you start feeling sorry for either of them, though, you should probably know that both have already moved on to new relationships. (Blind Gossip)

Knobby the Sasquatch has been photographed more times than Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin together, so I’ll throw a question mark after their names. And it kind of makes me sad that they might split up without having a serious couple name. We should give them one now! Chrisneth? Trowtin? Gooplay? Two cunts?

Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson – done. Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens – split. Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter – kaput. Anna Friel and David Thewlis – over. Dylan Walsh and Joanna Going – going, gone. Let’s recap. One of the guys is dating an ex. Two of them are clearly gay. Another is a little indiscriminate with his seed. And the other – eh, who cares. (Billy Masters via Blind Gossip)

And here’s what my guess sheet looks like: Ryan – with the ex, Zac Efron – with a peen, Michael C. Hall – with a peen, David Thewlis – with everyone and Dylan Walsh – with who cares?

This B- list actor is on a hit network television show right now. He used to be on another hit show back in the day, but was not the star like he is right now. Anyway, he recently got a very large raise and decided to spend a portion of it doing good. He went to the largest homeless shelter in downtown Los Angeles and handed out $20,000 in $100 gift cards to Wal-Mart to every person with a child and then arranged three buses to transport all the people to the closest Wal-Mart. (CDAN)

Wal-Mart?! He’s supporting Wal-fucking-mart? What a mooooonster!